Here’s more Humor from this website circa 1996:
Cute names for the not so cute Cicada:
# Flying cigar butts
# Flying turds
# The harbingers of apocalypse
# Impromptu doggie treats, hors d’oeuvres, missing Monopoly piece, etc…
# Satan’s Parakeets
# Living hair curlers
# The name of an annoying acquaintance (example: “Blitzers”)
# Tree roaches
# Airbourne car alarms
# Sleeping bag buddies